Parody & Satire Notice: No Hesi Cheats is a parody and satire website. It exists solely for entertainment and commentary purposes. No Hesi Cheats does not sell, distribute, license, or provide game cheats, hacks, aimbots, or any unauthorized game software of any kind — and never has. No cheat software or related product has ever been sold or distributed through this platform at any point in its existence. Any reference to subscriptions, software, or game-related services within this document describes the satirical nature of the site's presentation and does not reflect any actual commercial offering. No Hesi Cheats is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any game developer, publisher, or anti-cheat provider.
Important: Please read this agreement in full before using the Service.
Section 21 contains a binding arbitration clause and a class action waiver that affect how disputes between you and us are resolved. If you are located in the United States, this section significantly impacts your legal rights. Read it carefully.
Driving and Vehicle Safety Notice: Our Service includes realistic depictions of street racing. All such content exists purely for entertainment purposes.
We do not promote illegal street racing, reckless operation of a vehicle, or any conduct that violates traffic laws. Drive safely and lawfully at all times.
We accept no responsibility for any attempt to replicate gameplay in the real world or for any resulting violation of law.
These Terms of Use (this "Agreement") govern your access to and use of the No Hesi Cheats game software, website, private game servers, and any related services (together, the "Service") operated by No Hesi Cheats ("No Hesi Cheats," "we," "us," or "our"). The Service includes, without limitation:
- No Hesi Cheats game software, including all levels, modifications, and game-related software
- The No Hesi Cheats website and associated applications
- Private game servers and server hosting
- Virtual goods, downloadable content, and in-game currency
- Online features and services
- Any other software, applications, content, or services we make available
Using the Service means you accept the terms of this Agreement. If you disagree with any provision, stop using the Service immediately. You must be at least 18 years old to use the Service.
1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By continuing to access or use the Service:
1.1. You confirm that you understand this Agreement is a legally binding contract, equivalent in force to a signed written agreement.
1.2. You agree to use the Service only in ways that comply with all applicable laws and with every provision of this Agreement as we may update it over time.
1.3. You acknowledge that you have read, understood, and can access this Agreement and that you accept its terms in full.
If you cannot or do not agree to these terms, you must stop using the Service entirely.
2. LICENSE
2.1. Grant of License. Subject to your ongoing compliance with this Agreement, we grant you a limited, personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Service.
2.2. Restrictions. You may not rent, lease, sell, sublicense, redistribute, or otherwise transfer the Service to any other party. You may not copy, reverse-engineer, decompile, disassemble, or attempt to extract the source code of the Service, nor may you create derivative works based on it.
3. ACCOUNT REQUIREMENTS AND SECURITY
3.1. Age Requirement. You must be at least 18 years old to create an account. We reserve the right to suspend or close any account where we have reasonable cause to believe the holder does not meet this requirement.
3.2. Account Creation. You may register directly through our Service or by authenticating through a supported third-party platform such as Google or Discord.
3.3. Accurate Information. You must provide truthful, complete information when registering and keep that information current. You alone are responsible for maintaining the security of your login credentials.
3.4. Account Responsibility. All activity occurring under your account is your responsibility, authorized or not. You must notify us immediately of any suspected unauthorized use.
3.5. Suspension or Termination. We reserve the right to suspend or terminate any account at any time, with or without notice, for any reason or no reason.
3.6. Account Restrictions. You may not sell, transfer, share, or otherwise allow any other individual to use your account. Creating multiple accounts for a single person is prohibited without our express written approval. Violation of this restriction may result in termination of all associated accounts and may subject you to further legal action.
4. SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES AND PAYMENT TERMS
4.1. Subscription Access. Certain features of the Service are only accessible with a paid subscription. Available plans and current pricing are listed on our website and are subject to change at any time.
4.2. Billing. All subscription fees are due in advance. By subscribing, you authorize us to charge your chosen payment method at the time of purchase and at each subsequent renewal.
4.3. Auto-Renewal. Subscriptions renew automatically at the end of each billing period unless you cancel before the renewal date. You authorize us to charge your payment method at the applicable rate for each renewal term.
4.4. Cancellation. You may cancel your subscription through your account settings at any time. Your access will continue until the end of the current paid period.
4.5. Refunds. Refunds are issued at our sole discretion or as required by applicable law, including for unused partial subscription periods. Specific promotional offers may carry their own refund terms, disclosed at the point of purchase.
4.6. Accepted Payment Methods. We process payments through authorized payment processors only. Available methods may vary by region. We reserve the right to decline any payment method at our discretion.
4.7. Failed Payments. If a payment is declined or fails, we may suspend your access immediately and terminate it after a reasonable period if payment is not received.
5. SERVER USAGE AND TECHNICAL REQUIREMENTS
5.1. Fair Use. Your use of our servers is subject to fair-use limits, including:
5.1.1. CPU and bandwidth consumption must remain at a level that does not degrade performance for other users.
5.1.2. Automated tools or scripts that generate excessive resource consumption are not permitted.
5.1.3. Storage usage is subject to limits defined by your subscription tier.
5.2. Prohibited Activities. The following are strictly forbidden on our servers:
5.2.1. Using unauthorized third-party software, cheats, or exploitation tools not provided by us
5.2.2. Running automated bots or external scripting tools
5.2.3. Executing background processes or daemons unrelated to the game
5.2.4. Cryptocurrency mining or similar compute-intensive tasks
5.2.5. Hosting or distributing unauthorized copyrighted material
5.2.6. Running proxy or VPN services through our infrastructure
5.2.7. Any activity outside the intended scope of the game
5.3. Server Management and Availability.
5.3.1. Server Location. Where options are available, you may select a preferred server region. We reserve the right to relocate servers within the same region for operational or technical reasons.
5.3.2. Maintenance. Routine maintenance is scheduled during off-peak hours where possible, and we will make reasonable efforts to provide advance notice. Emergency maintenance may occur without prior notification.
5.3.3. Uptime. We target 99% annual uptime excluding scheduled maintenance windows, but we do not guarantee uninterrupted availability.
5.3.4. DDoS Attacks. We reserve the right to shut down or terminate servers that are persistently targeted by denial-of-service attacks. No refunds will be issued due to termination under these circumstances.
5.4. Data Management.
5.4.1. Data Cleanup. We may remove excessive logs, redundant backups, or other data that consumes unreasonable storage capacity.
5.4.2. Your Responsibility. You are solely responsible for maintaining your own backups. We do not function as a backup service and bear no liability for data loss.
6. VIRTUAL ITEMS AND CURRENCY
6.1. Licensed, Not Sold. Virtual items — including in-game currency, cosmetic content, and downloadable additions ("Virtual Items") — are licensed to you, not sold. You acquire no ownership interest in them.
6.2. No Real-World Value. Virtual Items carry no monetary value and cannot be transferred, resold, or exchanged outside of the Service.
6.3. Our Right to Modify. We may alter, restrict, or remove any Virtual Items at any time without notice or compensation.
6.4. Loss Upon Termination. If your account or the Service is terminated for any reason, all Virtual Items associated with your account will be forfeited without compensation.
7. AFFILIATE LINKS AND THIRD-PARTY SERVICES
7.1. Affiliate Relationships. The Service may include links to third-party products or services through affiliate arrangements, for which we may receive compensation on qualifying purchases.
7.2. Transparency. We will disclose affiliate relationships in compliance with applicable law.
7.3. Third-Party Terms Apply. Any purchase made through an affiliate link is subject to the third party's own terms and conditions. We make no guarantees about affiliated products or services.
7.4. Pricing. Pricing through affiliate links matches standard retail pricing unless a specific discount or benefit has been disclosed on the Service or the third-party site.
8. SUPPORT SERVICES
8.1. Scope of Support. We aim to offer reasonable technical support for our infrastructure and core Service functionality. However, we make no guarantees as to availability, response time, or outcome for any support request.
8.2. What Support Does Not Cover. Our support does not extend to in-game strategy, third-party modifications, or features outside the standard Service. Support is limited strictly to our own infrastructure and core functionality.
8.3. Premium Support. Enhanced support packages may be available for purchase and may include options beyond the standard scope. Such packages are not guaranteed to be offered at any given time.
8.4. Conduct Requirements. We may limit or revoke access to support services for repeated frivolous requests or abusive conduct toward our staff. We retain sole discretion to determine what constitutes such behavior. By submitting a support request, you acknowledge that we make no warranties regarding outcomes and may modify or discontinue support services at any time.
8.5. Language. Support is provided in English. Machine translation may be used for other languages, and we cannot guarantee accuracy of translated communications.
9. MODIFICATION AND TERMINATION OF SERVICE
9.1. Right to Modify. We may change, suspend, or shut down any part of the Service at any time and without advance notice.
9.2. Right to Terminate. We may end your access to the Service immediately and without notice, for any reason or no reason at all.
9.3. Consequences of Termination. Upon termination, your license ends immediately, and you lose access to your account and all Virtual Items. Any prepaid subscription fees will be refunded only at our sole discretion unless otherwise required by law.
10. SECURITY OF DATA TRANSMISSION AND STORAGE
10.1. Transmission Risks. Electronic communications made through the Service may not always be encrypted. You acknowledge that there is a risk of interception by unauthorized parties when data is transmitted between you and us or between you and other users.
10.2. Public Content. Content you post on the Service — including profile images, voice and text chat, and other communications — may be visible to other users.
10.3. Content Review. You acknowledge that No Hesi Cheats and its agents are permitted, though not obligated, to review or retain your content and communications.
11. HYPERLINKS
11.1. External Links. The Service may link to third-party websites or applications ("Linked Services"). We have no control over Linked Services and make no representations about their content, accuracy, security, or privacy practices.
11.2. No Endorsement. The presence of a link to an external site does not constitute an endorsement, sponsorship, or affiliation with that site, its owners, or its operators.
11.3. Assumption of Risk. Accessing information, software, or services via the Internet carries inherent risks. You are responsible for understanding and accepting those risks before relying on anything found online.
11.4. No Liability. Under no circumstances will we or our affiliates be liable for any harm or loss arising from your use of or reliance on content, goods, or services available through Linked Services.
12. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
12.1. Ownership. The Service and all of its content — including trademarks, service marks, trade names, logos, and icons — are owned by us or licensed to us and are protected under U.S. copyright law and international treaty provisions.
12.2. No Implied License. Nothing in the Service grants you any right or license to use our trademarks or any third-party marks displayed within the Service without our prior written authorization.
13. COPYRIGHT COMPLAINTS
If you believe that material on the Service infringes your copyright, you may submit a DMCA notice to our Copyright Agent with the following information:
13.1. A physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the copyright owner.
13.2. A description of the copyrighted work you claim has been infringed.
13.3. A description of the allegedly infringing material and enough information for us to locate it.
13.4. Your contact information, including a mailing address, phone number, and email address.
13.5. A statement that you have a good-faith belief the use of the material is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
Please direct DMCA notices to our Copyright Agent by email at support@nohesicheats.space.
14. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
YOU USE THE SERVICE ENTIRELY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. WE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY, OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.
WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT: (I) THE SERVICE WILL SATISFY YOUR REQUIREMENTS; (II) THE SERVICE WILL OPERATE WITHOUT INTERRUPTION, ERROR, OR DELAY; (III) ANY RESULTS OBTAINED THROUGH USE OF THE SERVICE WILL BE ACCURATE OR RELIABLE; OR (IV) THE QUALITY OF ANY CONTENT, PRODUCTS, OR SERVICES OBTAINED THROUGH THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
15. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES FOR LOST PROFITS, LOSS OF GOODWILL, LOSS OF DATA, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED THAT SUCH DAMAGES ARE POSSIBLE. THIS LIMITATION APPLIES REGARDLESS OF THE LEGAL THEORY ASSERTED AND COVERS SITUATIONS INCLUDING:
- YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE;
- THE COST OF OBTAINING SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES;
- UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR TAMPERING WITH YOUR DATA;
- CONDUCT OR STATEMENTS OF THIRD PARTIES ON THE SERVICE; AND
- ANY OTHER MATTER CONNECTED TO THE SERVICE.
16. INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless No Hesi Cheats and its affiliates, officers, agents, and employees from and against any claims, liabilities, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or related to: (i) any breach of this Agreement by you; (ii) your violation of any applicable law or regulation; (iii) any infringement by you of a third party's rights, including intellectual property rights; (iv) any content you submit to or transmit through the Service; and (v) your use of the Service, including our private servers.
17. YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
Certain personal and other information we collect, process, and share is governed by our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated into this Agreement by reference. Continued use of the Service constitutes your acceptance of the Privacy Policy as updated from time to time. The Privacy Policy is available at https://nohesicheats.space/privacy-policy.
18. LEGALLY REQUIRED DISCLOSURES
18.1. Disclosures. We may disclose information about you, including personally identifiable information, to the extent necessary to comply with any applicable law, regulation, legal proceeding, or government request.
18.2. Law Enforcement Cooperation. We reserve the right to cooperate fully with law enforcement agencies or court orders directing us to identify users reasonably suspected of violating this Agreement.
18.3. Release. BY AGREEING TO THESE TERMS, YOU RELEASE AND HOLD US HARMLESS FROM ANY CLAIMS ARISING FROM ANY ACTION WE TAKE DURING OR AS A RESULT OF INVESTIGATIONS CONDUCTED BY US OR BY LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.
19. EXPORT CONTROLS AND REPRESENTATIONS
By using the Service, you represent and warrant that:
19.1. You are not located in a country subject to a U.S. Government embargo or designated as a state sponsor of terrorism.
19.2. You do not appear on any U.S. Government list of prohibited or restricted parties.
19.3. You will comply with all applicable laws governing online conduct and acceptable content.
20. GOVERNING LAW; JURISDICTION
20.1. Governing Law. This Agreement and all future agreements between you and us, unless otherwise specified, are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict-of-law rules.
20.2. Jurisdiction. For any dispute not resolved through arbitration under Section 21, you consent to the exclusive personal jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in Los Angeles, California.
20.3. EU Users: You may raise a complaint with us at support@nohesicheats.space, or you may use the EU Online Dispute Resolution platform at http://ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr/.
21. BINDING ARBITRATION
21.1. Arbitration Agreement. Any dispute or claim arising out of or relating to this Agreement or your use of the Service (a "Dispute") will be resolved exclusively through binding arbitration rather than in court, except for claims eligible for small claims court. The Federal Arbitration Act governs this provision.
21.2. Class Action Waiver. YOU AND NO HESI CHEATS EACH AGREE THAT ANY DISPUTE WILL BE PURSUED SOLELY IN YOUR OR OUR INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY CLASS, CONSOLIDATED, OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING. The arbitrator may not consolidate claims from multiple individuals without mutual consent.
21.3. Initiating Arbitration. To begin arbitration, email a description of your claim to support@nohesicheats.space. Arbitration will be conducted by JAMS under its Streamlined Arbitration Rules, available at www.jamsadr.com or by calling 1-800-352-5267. JAMS rules govern the payment of all fees. The arbitration will occur in Los Angeles, California, unless both parties agree otherwise. Virtual participation is permitted.
21.4. Arbitrator Authority. The arbitrator has exclusive authority to resolve any dispute about the scope, validity, or enforceability of this arbitration agreement, including any challenge that all or part of it is void or voidable.
21.5. Opt-Out. You may opt out of this arbitration agreement by emailing support@nohesicheats.space within 30 days of first accepting this Agreement, clearly stating that you reject the arbitration clause.
21.6. Exceptions. Either party may seek emergency injunctive relief in court to protect intellectual property rights, including copyrights, trademarks, trade secrets, and patents, or may bring an individual action in small claims court where eligible.
21.7. Future Changes. If we materially change this arbitration clause, you have 30 days from the date of notice to reject the change by written notice to support@nohesicheats.space.
21.8. Severability. If any element of this arbitration clause is found unenforceable, it will be severed and the remaining terms will continue in full force. Class arbitration is not permitted under any circumstances.
BY AGREEING TO THESE TERMS, YOU AND NO HESI CHEATS EACH WAIVE THE RIGHT TO A JURY TRIAL AND THE RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN A CLASS ACTION.
22. MISCELLANEOUS
22.1. Updates to This Agreement. Only No Hesi Cheats may amend this Agreement, by publishing a new version on the Service or by written notice to you.
22.2. Force Majeure. We are not responsible for delays or failures caused by events beyond our reasonable control.
22.3. No Joint Venture. Nothing in this Agreement creates or implies any partnership, joint venture, employment, or agency relationship between you and us.
22.4. Assignment. We may assign this Agreement at any time, in whole or in part, without your consent. You may not assign it without our prior written approval; any purported unauthorized assignment is void.
22.5. Severability. If any provision of this Agreement is held to be invalid or unenforceable, it will be severed and the remaining provisions will remain in full effect.
22.6. Attorneys' Fees. In any litigation arising from this Agreement, the prevailing party is entitled to recover its reasonable attorneys' fees and costs from the other party.
22.7. No Waiver. Our failure to enforce any term of this Agreement does not constitute a waiver of our right to enforce it in the future.
22.8. Entire Agreement. This Agreement represents the complete and exclusive understanding between you and No Hesi Cheats regarding the Service and supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications of any kind relating to the subject matter herein.
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